Just what you always wanted, a website to get rid of people you hate.
This, is tapeworm. People have called him "anti-American" and said that he doesn't deserve to live in this country because of his opinionated views and "lack of respect." Well, here is your chance to get rid of him. Tapeworm has agreed to leave the country and go as far away as he can possibly get, Japan, which is on the other side of the world. He has also agreed to stop participating with American based social websites so that nobody will have to deal with his B.S. ever again. Tapeworm will leave provided that he has:
- All of his debts paid off (approx: $60,000 - mortgage & car)
- Paid transportation (approx: $700 - one way plane ticket)
- A maximum 3 month cash cushion to allow him to find work (approx: $5,000)
approx total: $65,700
Wow! That's a lot of money. But don't worry, there are various ways you can help expedite tapeworms departure. For example, if you know somebody that wants to buy a house or car, we can forget about #1 all-together (provided the mortgage is paid first). Likewise, if you happen to have any contacts in Japan or perhaps an American company affiliated with Japan and you're able to find tapeworm a decent paying job, we can scratch #3 off the list as well! So in theory, you could get rid of him for only a mere $700, unless you're able to find cheaper transportation, anything will do.
To contribute to the cause, click the donation button below or follow this link. Interested buyers and / or people with Japan business contacts can send an e-mail to: info@getoutofamerica.com.
If you don't want to take tapeworms word for it, he is also willing to sign a legal contract provided you pay the lawyer expenses.
Current donation total: $.25
Amount still needed: $65,699.75
(updated manually every 24 hours)